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  The next day, Greta appeared on Agnes’s doorstep clutching a bottle of wine.

  ‘You must be really pissed,’ she said penitently.

  Agnes stared at her, uncomprehending.

  ‘About last night,’ elaborated Greta. ‘I’m really sorry.’

  ‘Oh.’ Agnes stood back to let her in. ‘What happened to you?’

  ‘Well,’ Greta flopped down in an armchair and threw up her hands despairingly. ‘I was all set to go, right? I bought the wine, I changed my clothes, and then I thought, well, I’ll have a little nap, right? It was still pretty early, so I just lay down on the bed and closed my eyes. Next thing I know, I wake up and it’s eight o’clock!’

  She slapped her forehead and gazed at Agnes in entreaty.

  ‘You could still have made it,’ observed Agnes stiffly. ‘No one even got here until eight thirty. Failing that, you could have phoned. I was worried about you. All of us,’ she added, resorting to numbers, ‘were worried about you.’

  ‘Eight in the morning!’ wailed Greta pitifully, ‘I slept all night. In fact, I was halfway here before I realised anything was wrong – it was dark when I left, you see, but then it started to get light. It was kind of weird.’ She grinned. ‘I was totally freaked.’

  Chapter Thirteen

  AGNES walked to the tube station every morning. In the first few weeks of her employment she had undergone this journey in a haze induced by the unaccustomed earliness of the hour, but now that she was used to it it had become almost enjoyable. It was a free space, a few liberated minutes of prologue in which she could regard the forthcoming day with unbridled optimism. This optimism was rarely borne out in the dreary dawn of activity at Diplomat’s Week, but Agnes’s early ruminations gave her the strength to endure at least some of its hours. She found it hard to renounce her faith, however unfounded, in the ultimate, inexorable improvement of things.

  As she emerged from her house into a particularly iridescent eight o’clock mist, the tincture of sky and air recalled in her the memory of similar auroral practices from long ago. As a child, she had often used to wake early – sometimes six or seven o’clock – and had become acquainted with the quiet hours, before the rest of the world awoke, like a new and secret friend. She would open her curtains and rejoice at the newborn blueness of the sky, the lawns wet and golden with dew, the great trees shaggy with leaves and hung with choiring birds. It seemed to her then as if she had woken into the world of castles and fairy tales in which she had found sleep the night before; and she would run lightly downstairs in her bare feet, struggling with the locks on the front door until they released her into the magic beyond. She knew she had discovered a region grimly disbarred by the adult world with its fortresses and fastenings, and she would run out into it, cavorting on the wet lawn in her nightdress. In autumn she would dance in a whirl of leaves; in winter, she would put on boots and forge small tracks beside the spiky delicate imprints of birds.

  Agnes thought of her small pagan self all the way to the tube station. She remembered the feeling of clean air against her body, naked beneath its nightdress. So far was she now from nature, she realised then, that she didn’t even know what month it was; and as she perused Gillespie Road for clues, there was to be seen neither tree nor flower to help her.

  She stopped at the news-stand on the corner to buy a paper. Normally she did not do so, preferring to daydream her way to Finchley Central, but she had often pitied the withered old man who perched in the kiosk as one of the few whose job was possibly less rewarding than her own.

  ‘Fank you, fank you,’ he was saying as strangers grabbed newspapers and thrust jangling coins into his outstretched hand. Agnes gave him her money and awaited his reply, but he turned away and began fumbling with the neat stacks of cigarettes behind him instead. She reddened, her heart lurching with rejection, and buried her embarrassment in the front page.

  It was late September, it seemed, the very glorious and glowing nub of autumn. She could scarcely believe that summer had sickened, died, and been buried without her even noticing. Looking around, there was little evidence now of mellow fruitfulness. She longed suddenly for the lost seasons of her youth, whose verdant memory had not been withered by time. She had surely been more alive then; had felt cold winters and hot summers, had rejoiced in the ebullience of spring. An old taste of innocence and freedom rose salty in her mouth and was gone. The bare pavements and monotonous skies of her exile echoed everywhere the stark chords of disenfranchisement, and in the thrall of its hideous music she was suddenly hit by a terror so large and black she thought it would surely crush her.

  The crack in the wall was getting bigger. It had begun to slope off to the left, wiggling crazily like a mountain path on a road map. Sometimes they could hear scratching and rustling sounds coming from within, and Agnes wondered if strange creatures might begin to squeeze out from between its jaws. Nina said it was mice. Merlin said it was sediment.

  ‘Shouldn’t we get something done?’ Agnes asked him one night.

  ‘No point,’ he replied, biting into a crescent moon of pizza. ‘The council are going to knock it down anyway. We’ll be long gone by the time the walls cave in.’

  ‘Where are we going to go?’ She sipped red wine and focused her mind on this future dilemma from the comfort of her armchair.

  ‘Dunno. I might buy a house, I suppose.’

  ‘Oh.’

  Agnes, whose thoughts had been running more along the lines of the three of them with sleeping bags cosily bedding down in deserted shopping malls, was at a loss for words. The singularity of both his personal pronoun and his affluent future made her feel apprehensive. After a while, she said: ‘Merlin, do you get depressed at the thought of working? For ever, I mean.’

  ‘Not really.’ He put down his plate, now adorned with bare, smiling pizza crusts, and picked up his glass. ‘It depends what you mean. Do I find working in itself depressing – enough, say, to give it up and find an alternative way of life; or do I find the notion of eternity depressing, the idea that the only thing separating me from my own funeral is a load of paycheques. They’re two different things.’

  ‘Whatever,’ said Agnes irritably. ‘The first one.’

  ‘Do I find work innately depressing?’ Merlin sat back and rubbed his stomach. He had become rather pompous since he had started this job, she thought. That was what happened to men. Once they started wearing suits, they began to get their personalities off the peg too. ‘No, not really. I mean, it depends on whether you have anything you’d rather be doing.’

  ‘Well, everyone does, surely?’ said Agnes impatiently. ‘Everyone would rather go to the beach or watch a movie than sit in an office, wouldn’t they?’

  ‘To a point, yes. But day in and day out, I don’t know. It’s easier if you’re rich, probably. You can cater to your own boredom thresholds.’

  ‘But rich people go on working, even when they can’t possibly spend all the money they’ve made.’ Agnes wondered why she never met people like the ones she referred to so often in her arguments. ‘I would never do that.’

  ‘That’s why you’re not rich,’ said Merlin. ‘For rich people, money is the most interesting thing in the world. They enjoy making it. For everyone else – well, it’s a means to an end, I suppose. A way of eating and buying what you need and having a holiday. And a way of passing time.’

  ‘That’s it!’ Agnes shrieked, banging the table top so that a wave of wine from Merlin’s glass slopped over the rim into a blood-coloured puddle. ‘That’s exactly what I mean! Passing time – don’t you find that depressing? I mean, if all we’re doing is trying to pass time, why don’t we just kill ourselves?’

  When she was younger, that sort of comment would have aroused groans and sighs from Agnes’s family. She was so melodramatic, they would complain. Why did she have to get so worked up about everything? Merlin smiled.

  ‘Absolutely,’ he said. ‘Why don’t we? Come on, Agnes – you hate your job. Why don’t y
ou kill yourself?’

  ‘Well.’ Agnes considered the question, which had been pronounced more in the spirit of intellectual debate than active encouragement. ‘I suppose I believe that things will get better. If I knew I had to do this for ever, it would be different.’

  ‘Exactly,’ said Merlin. ‘And that’s the pleasure principle. Things are more valuable if they’re rare. Just imagine if you had to go to the cinema for ever or lie on a beach all day for the rest of your life. Imagine if we spent all our time on holiday and then went to work for two weeks a year. Work would be the high point of our lives. That would be awful.’

  ‘Maybe,’ conceded Agnes, although secretly she thought she could bear it.

  ‘I once heard someone on the radio being asked what he would take with him if he had to spend the rest of his life alone on a desert island,’ Merlin said presently. ‘A beautiful island, mind you, with palm trees and stuff, but nothing else. You know what he said?’

  ‘What?’

  ‘He said he would take a gun. To shoot himself with, that is.’

  ‘That’s really dumb,’ said Greta when Agnes told her Merlin’s story. ‘Why didn’t he just take a plane with him to get him off the goddamned island?’

  Her lover hadn’t called now for two weeks. Agnes knew that the reasons underlying his lapse would not, if known, be likely to reveal anything in her favour, and she clung to the mercy of his silence as well as, more obstinately, to the hope of its interruption.

  Tom called to say that he was going to visit their parents in East Anglia on Saturday, and as her only weekend plans thus far had been to spend it fending off all arrangements lest her lover should call and want to see her, she agreed in a fit of pique, as Friday brought the unsullied vacancy of the ensuing two days perilously near, to accompany him.

  Tom drew up outside her house in a car as handsome and glossy-flanked as a racehorse, and as he bore her off within it, Agnes lived out with vicarious satisfaction the thought of her lover calling to be told she had gone away. It occurred to her then that her pleasure at the idea of his doing so was of a really rather secondary variety, and furthermore that he might share some of it on receiving news of her departure.

  She looked out of the window. The city clung interminably to the roadside, grey and elastic as old chewing gum. They drove through parts of London she had never even heard of, battered strings of shops and houses nestling in motorway intersections or beside underpasses, festering round tatty overground stations with foreign-sounding names. They passed vast tower-blocks festooned with washing lines, purple sheets fluttering in the breeze like flags. Agnes wondered what one had to do to end up behind one of their slit-eyed apertures.

  ‘Awful, isn’t it?’ said Tom, putting his foot down on the accelerator. ‘Poor sods.’

  Their parents were waiting for them at the end of the smooth gravel drive which wound its way to the front of the house, feigning involvement with the herbaceous borders. They liked to present an active image of country life. At the sound of the car, they looked up and waved distractedly, trowels in hand.

  ‘Keep digging, slaves!’ yelled Tom out of the window. ‘You’ve got half an hour to grow lunch.’

  Agnes got out of the car. After months of concrete and tarmac the green of their garden was hallucinogenic. Giant trees posed along the drive like old movie actresses, their gnarled and hysterical limbs dripping with red and gold curls of leaves. The lawns rolled and billowed out beneath them, the manicured stretches of their garden giving way to the rougher fields beyond. Her parents’ small farmhouse lounged comfortably amidst this splendour. It had large windows fringed with frenchified shutters, coquettish as false eyelashes. Agnes thought of those captives of the tower, their lives grim and phallic and seasonless beside all this fecundity, and for a moment she burned with shame.

  ‘Your problem, Agnes,’ Nina had once said to her, ‘is that you don’t want to be like everyone else. You want everyone else to be like you.’

  ‘Agnes, you’re not eating,’ said her mother when they sat down to lunch. ‘What’s the matter? Don’t you feel well?’

  Agnes was forced by her words to recall several past occasions when, by disdaining nourishment, she had drawn similar polite inquiries.

  ‘Nothing’s the matter!’ she would retort, aged seventeen and passionate. ‘I just don’t think we should all be stuffing ourselves when people in the Third World are starving, that’s all.’

  ‘Don’t be ridiculous,’ her mother would say, nervous at the sudden intrusion of several emaciated, hungry-eyed nomads in her beige-carpeted dining-room. ‘Honestly, what a waste.’

  ‘Why don’t you send them your leftovers?’ Tom would opine. ‘Cold carrots and congealed gravy. Yum, yum.’

  At that point Agnes would stand up.

  ‘I hate you all!’ she would cry, bursting into tears and leaving the room. As she slammed the door, a wave of badly suppressed laughter would gather and break ignominiously over her furious head.

  ‘I’m fine, Mum,’ she said now, staring into a swamp of green vegetables and gravy in which pieces of beef sported and swam. ‘I think I’m a bit car-sick, that’s all.’

  ‘Well,’ replied her mother. ‘At least it’s not all that business about starving children any more.’

  Agnes, ruminating on her youthful protests, felt amazed that she should ever have dared to care so passionately. Now the wanting, begging world frightened her. It occurred to her that these days she seemed to care about little other than herself.

  ‘Don’t let her fool you.’ Tom spoke with his mouth full. ‘We passed within a mile of some poor people on the way down. Agnes is on hunger strike.’

  ‘She does look awfully thin,’ said her mother to no one in particular. She raised her voice a few decibels for the benefit of Agnes’s father, whose hearing defect was no less severe for being wilful. ‘Don’t you think she looks thin, Alex?’

  ‘Appetites like birds,’ came the mumbled reply. ‘The lot of them.’

  ‘I like a nice red,’ Tom said, raising his wine-glass to Agnes.

  ‘If she’s in a skirt,’ Agnes witheringly replied.

  ‘Children!’ their mother breathed uncertainly. She appeared to require reassurance that these strange, rather good-looking young professionals who had come from London for lunch were in fact her offspring. ‘Honestly,’ she sighed, bearing off their half-finished plates. ‘What a waste. And with so many people in the world starving.’

  After lunch they walked the dogs, Duke and Duchess, titles bestowed on them, Agnes hoped, more in the spirit of anarchy than aspiration. Tom, when he had heard what they were to be called, had suggested they call them Muck and Brass instead.

  ‘Whatever can you be thinking of?’ their mother had cried aghast, ‘Imagine calling a dog Muck!’

  ‘Why don’t we call them Simon and Garfunkel,’ said Agnes, who, aged twelve, had just purchased her first album.

  ‘We’ll end up calling them Belt and Braces at this rate,’ interjected her father to the bemusement of them all. In his younger days he had been known to enjoy the occasional joke, but had since retreated from the front line for reasons which his daughter expressed more succinctly and volubly than he ever could when she claimed that nobody understood her.

  The dogs were old now and resembled ambulant barrels as they trotted heavily over the meadow. Tom chucked a stick far ahead of them and they lumbered after it.

  ‘You love it, don’t you?’ said Agnes as they walked.

  ‘Love what?’

  ‘All this.’

  She swept a regal hand airily over their surroundings. Tom pursed his lips and looked at his boots, which were kicking up a fine spray of recent rainwater from the grass as he walked.

  ‘Don’t you?’

  ‘Of course. It’s home, isn’t it?’

  ‘But?’

  Agnes considered her next comment. It disturbed her to realise that she had become distanced from her egalitarian plans for society. It had begun t
o occur to her since they had arrived that she quite possibly might never attain for herself the standard of living to which her upbringing had accustomed her. The world of work had surprised and dismayed her with its terms. It did not seem to respond to the methods by which she had hitherto always achieved success. There might come a time, all too soon, when she herself would need to be saved from the perdition of economic failure.

  ‘But it’s not fair. It’s not fair that we should have all of this when other people have nothing.’

  ‘Ha!’ Tom turned abruptly on his heel and continued walking. Agnes had to run to catch up with him. ‘So what do you suggest? What would make you feel better about it? How about, say, we sell the house and put Mum and Dad in a council flat?’

  ‘Don’t be childish,’ retorted Agnes. ‘You know that’s not what I mean.’

  ‘Explain to me, then. Tell me what you mean. I’ve always wanted to know what people mean when they say things like that.’

  He smiled and shook his head in a manner which Agnes found most infuriating, and to which her immediate reaction was to cry and stamp her feet with frustration. Knowing, however, that such a response would do nothing to advance her cause, she groped for something more ingenious.

  ‘Why do you have to be so aggressive about it? I’m entitled to my point of view.’

  ‘Oh, sorry,’ said Tom gleefully. ‘I forgot. Human rights. So, Ag, tell me the point of your bloody view.’

  Agnes had not intended to precipitate an ideological exchange of such ferocity, and felt now that she was somewhat out of her depth. Admittedly, Tom himself was being insufferably shallow, but his graphic illustration of the effects of her causes had unsettled her, for in truth she would not have wished tower-blocks or penury upon anyone. She was passionate, of that she was sure: her emotions on viewing certain television documentaries were reassuringly genuine. But when it came to whiting her own sepulchre, things became rather unclear. None of her family, now that she came to think of it, had ever seemed remotely threatened by her plans to vanquish them. Her colourful polemic had always been taken as a spicy sauce of dissent to flavour the bland taste of conformity. Indeed, she sometimes felt they almost expected it of her. Perhaps it gave them pleasure to watch her capitulate at the altar of élitism and ingest the fruits of capitalist exploitation.